FUN TIMES AT TUGGERS

And so it was,
Probably the most dynamic and crowded venue on the hash calendar. The Tuggeranong skate park and environs will either reward you
for good behaviour and pure thoughts with a car park or tease and belittle you and begrudgingly offer up a parking space in the high street
when you want it least. FRIZZY LIZZIE took up the reigns of power, swallowed her medication and just went for it.
 
The runners were given an extensive briefing with Powerpoint slides, a safety lecture and a warm down massage table for post run comfort. 
The walkers, however, were tossed a scrap of paper with some scribbles on it and informed by the departing GOBBLES out of his car
window "here catch this, you can work it out for yourselves"!!!
 
Infallable summed up the run by reminding us that GOBBLES lives in a different space / time continuum to the rest of the human race,
and how things happen on a GOBBLES run that dont usually occur; such as MEAT TO PLEASE YOU running with the pack, GREASE
NIPPLE playing a recognisable tune on the horn, FLUID MOVEMENT (AKA Flawed movement and Floored movement) calling loudly and
clearly and GERBILS not pissing anyone off.
The walkers, as they do, split into two groups; the "Elite" group managed to do the entire trail without the map, and the "Not quite Elite
group" had the map and failed to decypher the chicken scratchings on it and ended up walking about 300 yards straight to the drink stop.  
The words "Adequately Sufficient" were mention at some stage.
 
Someone pointed out that the usual Tuggeranong ambiance (Screeching tyres and police sirens) was noticable absent. Someone else  
mentioned GERBILs "Rumpole at the Bailey" moment, whereby he turns up at the ACT Supreme court to be told his services for jury duty
will not be required due to the fact that his rightful place is on the other side of the dock!!!
 
Two almost indecypherable verses of the hare song were sung. Only WXMAN can make the words Gobbles and Nobbled ryme. (sic)
V. V. R.s were: Natasha, Pooshooter, Fluid movement and Gnash.
POOSHOOTER was charged for being DUCKHEAD like and doing everything and DUCKHEAD was charged for doing fuck all. Its a funny
old world isnt it? RAMBO took one for questioning the Titular Figgerheads choice of music. McTRASH drank out of his left shoe (Not the
right one apparently) FLUID MOVEMENT was outed for questioning the obvious qualities of the bucket Chardoney, and for going down on
the run. COUNT HER FEET apparently Ninjured herself sometime during the day, and after extensive hash investigations it was
determined that it probably happened when she got home and found GOBBLES relaxing, sipping a whisky and demanding to know when
she would have the Hash Nosh ready!! (possibly stress related - i'm going out on a limb here)
 
SCROTUM BITER was spotted by the stand-in despot incorrectly wearing the hash hat. There was much pantomime involved in the telling
of the HORSE vomit story (You had to be there). The FRB was given to MTPY. The Big Prick was presented to FRIZZY LIZZIE because she
foolishly claimed "Diplomatic Immunity" There was lively discussion over the choice of down down songs.
 
Runiversaries: POOSHOOTER 380, MCTRASH 149, and SCROTUM BITER 10
 
ON ON to next week, when we celebrate International "Talk Like a Pirate day"
Its Horse's run, she has asked everyone to bring a can.